The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called a condom which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later."
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. "You get them at a drug store, sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist for them."
The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," the pharmacist said, "what can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, "How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box." "I'll take six boxes. That should last about a week," said the nun.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions. But his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice. "Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and the 'big liar' size."
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Sorry, my dear canine buddies, you'll still need to take that bath!
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
Watch and see what happens as Mr. Bean gets a taste of a raw Steak Tartare, and decides he doesn’t really like it…
These Adorable Yet Funny Snapchats of Dogs Are a Must-See!
These snapchats of dogs are both funny and cute.
The Funny Difference Between Male & Female Brains
If you're a man, or if you're a woman, you will probably find this video compilation utterly hilarious.
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These Wacky Road Signs Are Worth Stopping For
These bizarre signs will add some humor to your everyday commute.
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The last thing you’d expect from a Burlesque act is two French men and a set of frying pans. This video is too hilarious not to watch.
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What would you do if you saw a scene like this? It's hilarious to see how the people in this video react to what they see going on in front of them!
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Click to see the outcome of kids who did not want to have their photos taken.
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Some of these bizarre work safety fails will give you anxiety!
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20 Chucklesome Road Signs Worth Stopping For
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Need a smile? Try this collection of goofy, silly and hilarious cartoons!
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This beautiful and hilarious song should be sung by all mothers everywhere.
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The Doggy Salesman: This Prank Will Make You Laugh!
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The Hilarious Antics of These Birds Will Make You Chuckle
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These Rude 'Chinese' Proverbs Got Me Laughing
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These Comic Strips Are So Funny, You'll Ask for More!
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