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These Bulls Do a Hell of a Job

 A couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine Sunday afternoon, and watches the auctioning off of bulls for stud.

The man selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." 

 
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The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was 5 times a month!" 

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." 
Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month. What do YOU say to that?!" 

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!" 

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!" 

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The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back:

"Sure, but why don't you ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!"

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