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Joke: How to Get Rid of an Ex-Husband

 A confident woman goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb sees a beautiful antique lamp. Intrigued, she picks it up. And as she starts to rub the dust off of it, a genie pops out of the lamp and says to her great wonder and surprise - “I want to know the person you hate the most!”
 
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The woman says, “That’s gotta be my ex-husband. Why?”

“I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-husband will get double that amount.” 
 
“Okay, I wish for a billion dollars.” 

“Granted, but your ex-husband gets two billion dollars.”

“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything.”
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“Granted. So your ex-husband gets two, remember. Now make your final wish.” 

The woman walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says: “You see this stick? I’d like you to beat me half to death with it.”
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