He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name -- they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my goodness!" moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
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These Punny Illustrations Will Give You a Good Chuckle
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The Doggy Salesman: This Prank Will Make You Laugh!
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A collection of 20 hilarious comic strips and funny cartoons about aging.
16 Parenthood Comics That’ll Make You Roll In the Aisles
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Some Languages Are Humorous, But English Is Hilarious!
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Cats Vs Dogs: Who's in Charge? Adorable and Hilarious!
When it comes to cats vs dogs, who's the boss? Hilarious!
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Simon's Cat Leaves His Owner Out in the Cold!
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20 Hilarious One-Panel Comics Loaded Witty Humor
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The Empty Car Drive Through Prank!
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These brilliant signs presumably have more accurate meanings when read in their own language, but in English, they're just hilarious!
These Dumb Actions By People Will Leave You Aghast
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These Fortune Cookies Will Make You Howl With Laughter
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These Signs Are Way Too Funny!
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These Coffee Shop Customers Couldn't Believe Their Eyes...
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