He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name -- they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my goodness!" moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche to for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
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This Unforgettable & Hilarious Performance is One-of-a-Kind!
You don't see such effortless grace in comedy as with these two love birds anymore.
Whoever Created These Funny Signs Deserves a Pay Raise!
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14 Halloween Decorations for People with a Sense of Humor
You've got to be impressed by these crazy Halloween decorations!
These One Frame Comics Are Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day
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This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
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Excuse Me, But Are These Signs for REAL?!?
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This Video is Proof Farm Animals Are Just As Funny As Pets
Who said dogs and cats are the best or even cutest animal comedians? Definitely not these farm animals, each one funnier than the last!
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Australia is a fascinating and weird place.
12 Naughty Dogs Caught Being Cheeky While You Were Out
So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
17 Hilarious Quotes That Sum Up the Quirks of Traveling
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Ah the Hilarious Ways We Men Try to Solve Our Problems
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Why Men Should NOT Be Allowed in the Kitchen!
A perfect example of why some men are useless in the kitchen
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In every group of friends, we have this one friend who just keeps messing up. If your group doesn't have one, then it's probably you...
These Funny Shop Signs Are Absolutely Outrageous!
These shop signs prove that many shopkeepers still have a healthy sense of humor!
When Kid Photos Don't Come Out the Way You Hoped...
Click to see the outcome of kids who did not want to have their photos taken.
Hilarious: Have You Seen The New Senior Bumper Stickers?
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Hilariously Adorable: Cutest Babies Fighting With Siblings
These baby fights will have you laughing and smiling.
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When Two Old Ladies Sit Down and Make Us Laugh!
Hilarious and classic sketch from the Mrs. Brown classic show.
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You Put My Food on a WHAT?! Pretentious Food Servings
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18 Advertising Fails That Are Too Funny To Ignore!
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Working With a Feline - A Cat-astrophy...
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Hilarious: When a Ventriloquist Gets Hypnotized...
Watch this ventriloquist as she does a creative and funny routine I've never seen another ventriloquist do anything like this before!
The Most Hilarious Way of Learning to Play an Instrument!
Part comedy, part musical lesson, you'll laugh yourself silly with this video.
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Hilarious! Men Can Handle Anything Impossible!
Hilarious photos illustrating how men are willing to do just about anything!
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These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
30 Hilarious Babies Who Look More Like Seniors!
Newborns are adorable... but these babies look a lot older than their actual age.
These Hilarious Signs Were Totally Unnecessary
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I can't stop laughing at this hilarious scene...