A little silver-haired lady called her neighbor and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver-haired lady said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He took her hand and said, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea!"
"And then," he said with a deep sigh......
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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