A little silver-haired lady called her neighbor and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver-haired lady said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her and said:
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He took her hand and said, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea!"
"And then," he said with a deep sigh......
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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I would have given a lot to be at that zoo at that particular time. What a laugh!
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Whoever Created These Funny Signs Deserves a Pay Raise!
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Hilarious! Here Are 15 Animals Having a Really Bad Day...
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Hilarious: Are These Weirdest Signs Ever Made?
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Only Senior Citizens Can Relate to This Hilarious Advice
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These Witty Responses to Public Notices are Hilarious
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Hilarious: When Timing and Comedy Team Up!
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If I Can’t Hug Them, Then Why Are These Animals SO CUTE?
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Hilarious! 16 Photos of Cops Having a Good Time...
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These Rude 'Chinese' Proverbs Got Me Laughing
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These Libraries Will Surprise You With Their Creativity
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