Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:
"I must tell you my greatest secret."
His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.
"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed.
"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..
...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'
"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are...
"And you know what?"
"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.
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Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
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These Truths About Marriage are Bound Crack You Up!
These absolute truths about marriage will really crack you up!
Funny Stand Up: Can't Argue With Wife Post Surgery!
Jim Gaffigan in a funny stand up video about arguing with his wife after her brain surgery.
Are You Old? You'll Know It If...
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This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
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Crazy! What on Earth Were These Men Thinking?
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These Hilarious Cartoons Get What Living with Dogs is Like!
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17 Hilarious Animal Memes That Will Have You Guffawing
Start your day with these ridiculously hilarious animal memes.
Hilarious! Men Can Handle Anything Impossible!
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These Wacky Road Signs Are Worth Stopping For
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These 15 Bumper Stickers Are a Real Hoot!
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Hilariously Funny DIY Fixes (16 Pics)
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Hilarious: When a Ventriloquist Gets Hypnotized...
Watch this ventriloquist as she does a creative and funny routine I've never seen another ventriloquist do anything like this before!
These Cat Tweets Will Give You Plenty to Laugh About!
Cats have been providing us with entertainment for as long as we have co-existed, and these cat tweets prove they’re still giving us plenty to laugh about!
Hilarious: English is a Seriously ODD Language...
If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
This is Definitely the Funniest Song About Flight Discounts!
If something looks too good to be true, it usually is. So these ladies decided to write a hilarious song to warn us all!
Hilarious: The Young vs. The Old on a Date!
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Classic Comedy: The Wacky Adventures of Harold Lloyd
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Here Are Some Funny New Year's Quotes to Make You Laugh
We want you to welcome 2023 with laughter. So, here are some hilarious News Year quotes for you.
In Need of a Good Laugh? Check Out These Signs
Some shopkeepers have a hilarious sense of humor. Read these funny signs here!
20 Weird Pictures of Things That Happen Only In India
Things are a little different in India...
Hilarious! These Kids REALLY Hate Shopping!
While loads of teenagers and adults simply love to shop till they drop, the same can't really be said for most kids, as these hilarious photos prove!
22 Hilarious Reasons That'll Make You Love Cats More!
These hilarious photos of cats show them breaking the laws of physics.
When Parking Signs Get a Sense of Humor! (15 Pics)
Who knew no parking signs could make us laugh too?
Hilarious: 15 Signs You Love Coffee Just a Bit Too Much
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Hilarious: The Marriage Dictionary!
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Some People REALLY Don’t Care About Safety - 15 Funny Pics!
Some of these bizarre work safety fails will give you anxiety!
20 Hysterical Photos Taken in the Perfect Time and Place!
All 20 of the photos we’re about to show were taken just in time to create the most hilarious effect imaginable!
Over 100 Dad Jokes to Make You the Corniest!
Over 100 cringy dad jokes in several categories, including cheesy dad jokes, corny dad jokes, dumb dad jokes, dad jokes for adults, dirty dad jokes and more.
The Art of Comedy: A Hilarious Abbott & Costello Routine
Enjoy this rare vintage skit of the masters of comedy, Abbott & Costello.
You Will Crack Up Reading These One-Panel Cartoons!
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15 Adorable Cats & Dogs Keeping Cool in the Heat
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Hilarious: When Timing and Comedy Team Up!
Comedy is all about timing and these photos are the perfect example for it!
These Funny Restaurant Signs Will Have You Guffawing
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These Adorable Yet Funny Snapchats of Dogs Are a Must-See!
These snapchats of dogs are both funny and cute.
Funny Signs Galore - We Can’t Stop Laughing!
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This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
How Did This Japanese Woman Teach Her Dog to Whisper?
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These Hilarious Pictures Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
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Funny Prank: The Disappearing Roadblock...
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Classic Comedy: What's Your Name?
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Monty Python in a hilarious sketch about miscommunication and relying on phrasebooks