After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
"What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously.
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"
She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"
"I'm Just Kidding!"
(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
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Do You Have the Same Problems With YOUR Kids?
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Classic Comedy: How NOT to Pick Up Women
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Simon's Cat: A Day in the Life of a Cat Owner
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Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
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Collection: The Most Hilarious and Bizarre Signs
his wonderful collection will make you laugh out loud as we present you with some of the funniest signs you've ever seen!
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And the Award for the WEIRDEST Subway Passenger Goes To...
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20 Hysterical Photos Taken in the Perfect Time and Place!
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These Hilarious Pub Signs Are Enough to Tickle Your Fancy
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To Date this Hilarious Father's Daughter, Here are the Rules
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