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It's Always Worth Trying To Knock the Price Down...

 One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. 

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.


"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says.


"Isn't there a cheaper way?"


"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."


"That's still too expensive," replies the man.


"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."


"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvelous," says the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday!"

 

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