A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping." |
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wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
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Hilarious Joke: I Think I Know What the Problem Is...
A redhead goes to visit the doctor complaining about pains all over her body. As soon as she arrives, the doctor has suspicions about her true hair color...
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This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
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A huge collection of funny senior cartoons that reveal all about how life changes us as we grow older. Get ready to laugh your heart out!
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In this episode Molly thinks Bert forgot their anniversary.
The Wordplay in This Classic Comedy Sketch is Hilarious!
Nothing tickles me so much as wordplay. And this is my absolute favorite comedy classic sketch. See what happens when a customer asks for 'four candles.'
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We've collected for you a series of the most funny senior cartoon pictures. I'm still laughing at these 'well aged' cartoons!
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Watch this video compilation of animals and pets getting into funny situations.
17 Hilarious Animal Memes That Will Have You Guffawing
Start your day with these ridiculously hilarious animal memes.
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This hilarious collection is all about engineering fails, construction mistakes and silly designs. Take a look for yourself!
These Funny Restaurant Signs Just Made Me Laugh Out Loud
Enjoy this collection of hilarious restaurant signs.
These Pics Perfectly Show the Funny Side of Life in the UK
These weirdly hilarious pictures perfectly show the funny side of life in the UK.
In Pictures: Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards 2023!
Enjoy the hilarious winners of the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2023!
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What On Earth Were People Thinking When They Did This???
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Hilarious: I Swear This Box Just Grew On Its Own!
These people are either failing their vision or their sanity!
Classic Comedy: The Case of the Troublesome Sandwich
Among all the hundreds of hilarious Mr. Bean sketches, this is one of my all time favorites
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Here are some funny birthday quotes to remind you that your special day is worth celebrating and leaving a smile on your face.
These 18 Pictures Sum Up What It’s Like to Visit Canada
Just like any country in the world, Canada has its funny quirks. These are the funny things that make Canada special!
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Take a look at this hilarious collection of animal-failures.
20 Terrible Translations That'll Make You Laugh!
Check out these 20 outrageously terrible translations that will make you laugh your head off!
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This video compilation is all about funny parrots and how they make you laugh.
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Babbling Babies & Playful Animals = Laughter Unlimited
This hilariously cute video will save your boring day!
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19 funny signs that were written on purpose to be hilarious and witty.
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Australia is a fascinating and weird place.
The Wit of Mark Twain: Quotes that are Amusing and True
One of the most famous American writers, Twain was known for his wit and darker humor. To this day, his quotes are an inspiration.