In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true, such as these interesting mathematical formulas - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned in school anyway... | |
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC |
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Smart boss + Smart employee = |
Profit
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Smart boss + Dumb employee = |
Production |
Dumb boss + Smart employee = |
Promotion |
Dumb boss + Dumb employee = |
Overtime |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS |
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Smart man + Smart woman = |
Romance |
Smart man + Dumb woman = |
Affair |
Dumb man + Smart woman = |
Marriage |
Dumb man + Dumb woman = |
Pregnancy |
SHOPPING MATH |
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A man will pay $2
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for a $1 item he needs. |
A woman will pay $1
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for a $2 item that she doesn't need. |
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General Formulas: HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that...
is the beginning of a new argument. |
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