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My Hilarious Job Search: 15 is the Charm!

 1. My first job was working in an orange juice factory,  
BUT I got canned. I just couldn't concentrate.
 
 
2. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
BUT I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

 
3. After that, I tried being a tailor, 
BUT I wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 
 
4. Next, I tried working at Starbucks,     
BUT I had to quit because I got tired of the same old grind.  
 
starbucks coffee
 
 
5. Then, I tried being a chef - I figured it would add spice to my life, 
BUT I just didn't have the thyme.
 
 
6. Next, I tried working in a deli,  
BUT any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard. 
 
 
7. My best job was as a musician,
BUT I eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
 
  
music notes gif
 
 
8. I studied for a long time to become a doctor,  
BUT I didn't have any patience.
 
 
9. Next up was a job in a shoe factory - I tried hard,
BUT I just didn't fit in. 
 
 
10. After that, I became a fisherman,  
BUT I discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
 
 
11. Next, I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company,
BUT the work was too draining. 
 
pool
 
 
12. So after that I got a job at a workout center,     
 BUT they said I wasn't fit for the job...  
 
 
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, 
BUT I realized there was no future in it...
 
 
14. My last job was when I tried working in a muffler factory,  
BUT that was too exhausting. 
 
 
 
 
 So, I tried retirement!
 
retired
   
AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB! 
 
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