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Joke: A Lethal Little Old Lady Pays Her Doctor A Visit

A little old lady goes to the doctor.

 

He asks her what seems to be the problem. She says: "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell, and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

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The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week, the lady returns for her follow-up appointment. 

"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly..."

The doctor says: "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."


Cover image and in-post image by depositphotos.com

 

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