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The Senior Alphabet

New Alphabet:
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
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The Alphabet For Seniors: 

A's for arthritis
B's the bad back
C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 
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D is for dental decay and decline
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention


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H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low
I for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
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L 's for libido, what happened to sex
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


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 P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two
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S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears
T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!
U is for urinary, troubles with flow
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know
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W for worry, now what's going 'round
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind
Z is for zest I still have - in my mind! 
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