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How Experts Ask for a Raise

An Austrian maid asks the wife who employs her for a pay raise. 

The wife became very angry about this and decided to talk to her about this raise.

She asked, “Now Anna, why do you think you should get a pay increase?"

Madam, there are tree reasons why I : “Well, Annawunt the increazeThe 1st is that I do iron better than you."

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Anna: “Your husband he say so.

Wife: “Oh yeah?

The second reason : “Annaeez that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: “That's a lie, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Anna: “Your hozban he did.

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”


Anna: “The third reason is that I am better than you in bed.

The wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Anna: “No Madam… The gardener did.

(A moment of silence passes...)

"So... how much do you want?

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