An eighty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, "I'm in love with a twenty-two-year-old woman." "Well, what's wrong with that?" asks the young man. Between his sobs and sniffles, he answers, "You don't understand, every morning before she goes to work, we make love. At lunch time, she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and gives me the best time an old man could want. And then at supper time, and all night long, we make love." He breaks down, no longer able to speak. The young man puts his arm around him. "I don't understand. It sounds like you have the perfect relationship! Why are you sitting here on this park bench crying?" The senile old man answers, again through his tears, |
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Hilarious: These Dogs Never Saw it Coming...
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This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
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Funny Stand Up: Can't Argue With Wife Post Surgery!
Jim Gaffigan in a funny stand up video about arguing with his wife after her brain surgery.
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20 examples of the worst construction flaws, that will hopefully remind you to hire a professional next time.
These 'Genius' Repairs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!
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Hilarious: Don't Mess With This Little Girl!
When people passed by, they saw a very strange sight
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Short Jokes: The Best of Disgruntled Husbands!
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Laughter Guaranteed: 15 Uproarious Classical Art Memes
Who would have thought that classical art pieces can make you cackle with laughter?
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Leave it to Mr. Bean to make it a hilarious search!
15 Stupendously Meaningless Road Signs That Really Exist
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These Dogs' Funny Faces Made Me Laugh My Socks Off!
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If You Have a Well Aged Sense of Humor, You'll Love This!
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Hilarity Ensues When This Ventriloquist Takes the Stage
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What is it with men? They seem to be from another planet sometimes. Well, instead of bemoaning our luck we can at least enjoy a good laugh at their expense!
Mrs Brown Does a Hilarious Strip Tease - for the Vicar!
After being hypnotized the night before, Mrs Brown is unaware that she is still under the spell. The vicar is coming round for tea. What could go wrong?
Hilarious: 15 Witty Bar and Restaurant Signs
These bars and restaurants deserve a visit just for their funny signs.
You're Never Too Old To Have Fun! These Seniors Prove It
There may be some seniors who'd rather take life slowly. But others, do not want to waste a second having fun.
These Funny Signs May Leave Your Sides Hurting
Sometimes the most well-intentioned signs turn out to be accidentally hilarious.
Only Mr. Bean Can Make a Picnic Hilarious
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