Many people say that men and women are opposites. Others hold the notion that they complement each other, while others believe them to be both. Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely have you bursting into laughter!
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...
While those inside are desperate to come out.
Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor: "How's your headache?"
Patient: "She's out of town."
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that - the slide show begins....
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Wives are magicians...
They can change anything into an argument.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...the rest get married and wonder what happened!
Q- Why can't women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
Q- Why can't women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
Q: How can you save a dying woman?
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere.
Q: If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful Life, compared to men. Do you want to know why?
A very smart man replied: Women don't have a wife!
These Polish Short Jokes Are Hilarious
When we say Polish, we don't mean people from Poland! We all know these 'Polish' people, who always complain but never do anything about it, who always nag and never seem to be happy. Enjoy this collection of hilarious 'Polish' jokes!
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Joke: The Panty Rule
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A few fascinating thoughts and quotes about the institute of marriage...
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Hilarious: When Timing and Comedy Team Up!
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The Funniest Questions About Retirement are Finally Answered
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Alaska Has Some Sights No Other Place Has...
Alaska is a special kind of place. Here are some hilarious photos that will prove to you - you're in Alaska, buddy! See for yourself.
Newspaper Headlines Can Sometimes Be Ridiculously Funny
Sometimes newspaper headlines are just so bizarre that you are left scratching your head at what exactly happened.
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The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
These Funny One-Liners Are Utterly Hilarious
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Funny! When Cake Decorators Take Instructions Literally
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These Cats May Have Been Ninjas in a Past Life
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20 Funny Signs That Prove Churches Have a Sense of Humor
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This collection of the funniest photos of cute babies is here to make you laugh! See for yourself and if you find yourself smiling then share it with your friends.
South America is a One-of-a-Kind Place: 17 Hilarious Pics!
South America is a one-of-a-kind place!
Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards 2022: 16 Silly Winning Pics
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These Hilarious Signs Made Me Crack Right Up!
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
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These 24 Funny Wild Animals Know When to Say Cheese!
Wild animals are magnificent, sure. But they are also breathing souls with a real thirst for fun, play and humor. This ace contest celebrates their funny side.
These Vintage Family Christmas Cards Are So Bizarre!
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The 30 Craziest State Laws Are Just Too Funny For Words!
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The Most Hilarious Photos from the Animal Kingdom!
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This is a Song All Mothers Should Hear. Hilarious!
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Hilarious: Rowan Atkinson Welcomes You to Hell
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Do You Have the Same Problems With YOUR Kids?
Almost as soon as they learn how to speak, your kids learn to speak back. First it's "no", then it's "I don't wanna" and soon enough they're closing the door to their room and listening to their terrible music. Well, at least you can take comfort in
Add Humor to Your Bathroom With These Crazy Curtains
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These One Frame Comics Are Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day
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So Funny: Have You Ever Seen Christmas Trees Like THESE?
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I Can't Stop Laughing at These Hilarious Wedding Photos
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Hilarious! These Overly Dramatic Cats Deserve an Oscar...
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Well, You Can't Say These People Aren't Creative...
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Comedy Gold: Enjoy This Rib-Tickling Laurel & Hardy Clip
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Wives of Rival Politicians Fight on the Carol Burnett Show
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