Many people say that men and women are opposites. Others hold the notion that they complement each other, while others believe them to be both. Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely have you bursting into laughter!
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in...
While those inside are desperate to come out.
Wife: "Why are you home so early?"
Husband: "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor: "How's your headache?"
Patient: "She's out of town."
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that - the slide show begins....
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Wives are magicians...
They can change anything into an argument.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...the rest get married and wonder what happened!
Q- Why can't women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
Q- Why can't women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
Q: How can you save a dying woman?
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere.
Q: If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful Life, compared to men. Do you want to know why?
A very smart man replied: Women don't have a wife!
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Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
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Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
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Joke: The Old Golf Partner
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