"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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20 Chucklesome Road Signs Worth Stopping For
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What On Earth Were People Thinking When They Did This???
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This Simon's Cat Collection is All You Need for Smile Today!
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These 15 Hilariously Naughty Pets Were Caught in the Act
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Hilarious: The Funniest Memes This Christmas!
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Classic Comedy: A Newly Graduated Dentist...
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Watch Out! Cats Have Taken Over Supermarkets Everywhere!
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This Has Got to be the World's Funniest Orchestra!
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These Are the Funniest Signs I've Seen in a While...
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Never Make Fun of an Old Man, Because You Never Know...
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Hilarious: These Funny Restaurant Signs Cracked People Up
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These Witty Signboards Will Make Certainly You Chuckle
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15 Funny Pictures of Pets Engaged in Shenanigans
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17 Unexpected Objects With Friendly Faces!
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These Wacky Racoons Are Here to Make You Laugh Out Loud!
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HILARIOUS! The Heart versus the Brain, Who Beats Whom?
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Hysterical - Wild Animals Being Real Comedians!
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Hilarious: What if Babies Could Express Their Thoughts?
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