Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."
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An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a vetrenarian!"
"Why a vetrenarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"
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A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"
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Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by. First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."
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A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
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Joke: Impossible Demands
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Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
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16 Hilarious Panorama Fails That Are So Bad They're Good
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Here's One Prank That's a Woman's Worst Nightmare!
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Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown and Her Naughty Situation (Rude)
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14 Hilariously Creative Doormats that Crack Me Up!
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Crazy! What on Earth Were These Men Thinking?
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Some Things Could Only Have Been Invented in Japan
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Hilarious Beach Photos That Make You Roar With Laughter!
The photos in this collection prove that one can stumble upon some really funny characters and things on the beach
17 Street Signs That Will Make You Crow With Laughter
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When it Comes to Comedy, Twins Have an Unfair Advantage...
Just for Laughs is at it again, this time with the best twin pranks around.
Hilarious: 15 Signs You Love Coffee Just a Bit Too Much
This is how you can tell if you don't just like coffee, but love it!
These Amusing Animals Clearly Think They're People
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This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
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The Funny Difference Between Male & Female Brains
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I've Never Seen Translations Fail This Hard
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These Cat Tweets Will Give You Plenty to Laugh About!
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Almost as soon as they learn how to speak, your kids learn to speak back. First it's "no", then it's "I don't wanna" and soon enough they're closing the door to their room and listening to their terrible music. Well, at least you can take comfort in
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Alaska is a special kind of place. Here are some hilarious photos that will prove to you - you're in Alaska, buddy! See for yourself.
Hilarious: Grammar is a Funny Subject!
These grammar jokes will have you on the floor they are so ridiculous!
Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean at the Library.
Another classic scene from the silent comedian who manages to make me laugh more than a dozen talking stand up artists.
Hilarious Birthday Bloopers Make the Best Belly Laughs
These hilarious birthday bloopers will have you laughing all day!
No Object is Safe From These Grumpy Cats!
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Hilarious: Ready for Some Christmas Cartoons?
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Hilarious! Here Are 15 Animals Having a Really Bad Day...
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