Enjoy some quick and witty jokes about old people, cannibal civilization and about the color coordination of brides and grooms in this week short joke collection! |
Two old ladies sitting on a bench. First old lady: "I think my butt is asleep!"
Second old lady: "I'm sure of it, I could hear it snoring."
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An old man to his wife: "I feel ill, call me a vetrenarian!"
"Why a vetrenarian and not a doctor?" Asks his wife.
"Because I live like a dog, I work like an ox and I'm married to a cow!"
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A child asks his mother during a wedding:
"Mom, why does the bride wear white?"
"Because, sweetie, it's the happiest day of her life."
"Then why does the groom wear black?"
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Two nude old ladies are walking down a nudist beach. Two old geezers squint at them as they walk by. First geezer: "What are they wearing?"
Second geezer: "I don't know, but it could use some ironing."
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A tourist is caught by cannibals. They drag him to a huge pot, throw him in and light the fire.
Then they ask for his name.
"Why do you need my name?" The bewildered victim asks.
"Why do you think?" asked the cannibal, "for the menu..."
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Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
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Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...
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The Wit and Humor of Groucho Marx – Funny Compilation
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Hilarious: A Punny Sign Collection!
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These Weird Road Signs Will Make You Laugh!
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Hilarious: Mother Versus Father, Who Does it Better?
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These Amusing Animals Clearly Think They're People
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These 15 Hilariously Naughty Pets Were Caught in the Act
These 15 hilarious pets were caught red-pawed and made to pay for their “crimes” by wearing signs of their wrongdoings.
12 Naughty Dogs Caught Being Cheeky While You Were Out
So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
Hilarious: The Funniest Restaurant Names!
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Australia, the Unpredictable - 21 Sidesplitting Photos!
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Hilarious: These Funny Restaurant Signs Cracked People Up
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A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
These 15 Signs Are Beyond Funny!
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Rowan Atkinson Gives a Most Hilarious Sermon!
Rowan Atkinson, the famous comedian, gives a sermon the likes of which you've never heard...
Don't Forget Your Hands - Hilarious Gag
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14 Hilarious Christmas Baby Photo Shoot Fails
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10 minutes of pure prank fun with food pranks by Just For Laughs.
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Jim Gaffigan in a funny stand up video about arguing with his wife after her brain surgery.
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Classic Comedy: A Tennis Player's Breakfast
This sketch is all about how tennis players act on the court - and at breakfast!
Classic Comedy: Sure, I Can Play the Concerto!
In this classic skit, world famous conductor Andre Previn attempts to get Eric Morecambe to play Grieg's Piano Concerto. How will they get on?
Keep Your Lips and Hugs to Yourself Human! Hilarious
A lot of dog and cat owners love to kiss their pets. But often the pet doesn't understand this strange custom. This hilarious compilation shows their reactions!
HILARIOUS: 20 Signs That Are Too Funny to Pass By
We could all use a bit of laughter these days, and what’s better than brilliantly funny signs?
Classic Comedy: Mrs. Brown's Having a VERY Weird Day...
Mrs. Brown will give you a big grin with another hilarious scene.
Hilarious! Meet the World's Strongest Teenage Girl
If you're looking for something to brighten up your day, then this brilliant prank from the Just For Laughs group is just what you need!
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This hilarious stand-up bit really hits home on the subject of aging, and how young people really don't get it...
Collection - Design Fails & Construction Mistakes
An enormous collection of terrible design and construction mistakes.
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