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Joke Today: The Aging Contest

Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation.
"There's no worse age than 60," says the youngest, "I always feel like I have to pee, and most of the time you try and try and nothing comes out!"
"That's nothing," said a 70 year old, "70 is a much worse age. You can't even do your business anymore. You take laxatives then sit on the toilet for hours waiting for something to come out!"
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"Actually," said the oldest one, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60 year old.
"Not really. I pee every morning like clockwork at 6:00am."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70 year old.
"Not at all, I do my business every day promptly at 6:30am."
The 60 year old looked at him funny. "Let me get this straight, you pee at 6am and you crap at 6:30am? So what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 7:00!"
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