A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping and on the couch, and, bored, decides to take the boat on a ride around the lake. She goes forward a bit, then drops anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast guard appears and stops besides her.
"Good morning, maa'm, what are you doing?"
"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that, she thought.
"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." Notified her the officer.
"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."
"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment.
I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."
"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about sexual harassment."
"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"
"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."