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Joke: How to Get Rid of an Ex-Wife

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there’s a lamp. He picks it up, and as he starts to rub the dirt off of it, a genie comes out of the lamp and says, “I want to know the person you hate the most.”

The explorer says, “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?”

“I am a cursed genie. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your ex-wife will get double that amount.” 

“Okay, I wish for a billion dollars.” 

“Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion dollars.”

“I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything.”

“Granted, and your ex-wife gets two. Now make your final wish.” 

The explorer walks around for a few minutes, returns to the genie with a stick, and says:

“You see this stick? I’d like you to beat me half to death with it.”

Source: iosphere

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