When you retire, you get to say some new phrases. Here are some ideas for lines to put on your bumper so that the whole world will know you may be retired, but your sense of humor sure isn't!
Every Pensioner With a Sense of Humor Needs One Of These!
These bumper stickers are perfect for someone who's retired, yet still retains his or her sense of humor! Which one would you go for?
No, It's Not What You Think!
Wait! it's not what you think! You just need to take a better look.
Classic Comedy: Patience is a Virtue... or IS IT?
When this man was walking down the street, something caught his eyes...
These Signs Show That Going To Church Can Be Humorous!
Although churches are houses of worship, that doesn't mean to say that they can't have a sense of humor! These amazing signs are evidence of that.
Silly People Present: How NOT to Park!
See some of the worst parking jobs ever made.
Hilarious: These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
11 of the Most Useful Websites on the Internet
The internet is full of useful resources to give us a little helping hand. Here are eleven great websites for you to add to your favorites.
Wishing You a Happy & Prosperous New Year!
Wish the important people in your life a Happy New Year by sending them one of these greeting cards.
All the Ladies Will Be Playing This Song Again & Again
This song celebrates the beauty and wisdom of older ladies in a hilarious way!
The Funny Truths We Learn as We Age...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
Hilarious: There Are Ways to Refuse Gifts, Pastor!
This pastor is so faithful to the word of God that his congregation ends up footing the bill for his sizable family...
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Problem With the Horse
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse...
Have You Heard This Joke? Denounce Him, Now...
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Have You Heard This One? How Congress Really Works!
This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?
Joke: Man Probably Wishes He Hadn't Shot the Duck Now
A lawyer goes duck hunting in rural New Zealand, and it isn't long before he gets his first kill. The only problem is that it has landed in a farmer's land...
These Are the Most Ridiculous Solutions I Have Ever Seen
How to solve your problems in the worst way...
You'll Never Guess How THIS Video Ends...
This hilarious short film won countless awards and endless praise.
Some Parrots Have Just Seen Too Much... (Rude)
This is one mimicking parrot you don’t want to leave around when you have visitors!
Hilarious: I've Come to Argue With You!
This is a classic! No matter how many times I watch this, I cannot contain myself!
Have You Heard This Joke? Crossing the Border
A hilarious joke about a border patrol and a Mexican teen.
Have You Heard This One? Every Elderly Woman's Wish...
What really happened after 'The End' of this famous fairy tale? You could be about to find out...
Hilarious: The BIG Difference Between Males and Females
This video showcases the big difference between men and women when it comes to dating.
Hilarious Joke: Same Interviewer, Different Answers
An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...
Hilarious: The Busybody IRS Inspector and the Crafty CFO
The IRS seems to crawl its way into all personal and business affairs, and this inspector is no exception. Unfortunately he doesn't realize who he's up against.
Have You Heard This Joke? A Prenuptial Agreement!
A very unusual agreement...
Japan is Hilarious! Behold These 15 Eccentric Examples
The Japanese people are probably the funniest in the world ... well certainly the most eccentric. Here 15 photos will prove it to you.
Have You Heard This One? An Alluring Poodle...
When a poodle sees she has many suitors, she comes up with an unusual challenge for them....
This Prank Proves that No Good Deed Goes Unpunished!
These good Samaritans really just wanted to help, but found themselves in a very awkward situation!
Some Bathroom Owners Have a Real Sense of Humor! (Rude)
These hilarious bathrooms signs are sure to make your trip to the little boy's or girl's room much more enjoyable!
Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married
A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...
Today's Joke: No Man Like Him...
The story of a perfect man...
Have You Heard This Joke? Turning A Nice Profit On A Plane!
A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.
Have You Heard This One? Buying a Toy Isn't Simple!
Some toys are worth more than others...
Husbands Can Be So Infuriating at Times...
If you've ever been married to a man, you're going to find these absolutely hilarious!
Some Game Show Answers Are Pure Hilarity! (Rude)
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen!
Have You Heard This Joke? The Story of Aunt Karen ...
The story of aunt Karen ...
WATCH: These Over 70s Have Better Dance Moves Than You!
These three senior citizens shows that age is just a number, as they perform an OAP tribute to Michael Jackson and his famous song, Billie Jean.
Hilarious: This Wife Is So Supportive of Her Husband
This wife's words are so encouraging.
Have You Heard This Joke? You'll Have to Speak Louder!
A man has a genie who's hard of hearing. Although he grants wishes, they might not go completely to plan once he does...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
And Once Again, These Are Things You'll Only See In Russia..
The Russians are at it again! Take a look at 20 perplexing, amusing and downright silly photos of things you'll only ever see in Russia!
These Cat Models Are Simply Hilarious!
These cats have chosen a modelling as their full-time careers...
Have You Heard This Joke? Trucker vs. Waitress
A trucker stops at a truck stop cafe for breakfast. The blonde waitress who takes his order is a little confused by his terminology, but one-ups him in the end!
Hilarious: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
When a little boy finds an earthworm while raking leaves in the garden with his grandfather, he has no idea that he's about to win big - twice!
This Comedian's Classic One Liners Always Have Me in Stitches
This hilarious comedian is a champion of the old-fashioned art of the quick-fire one liner. The laughs keep coming thick and fast!
Have You Heard This Joke? These Jokes Are Rude!
These jokes are rude but clever!
Hilarious Gag: This Restaurant is Not What it Seems...
When unsuspecting citizens are invited to take a seat at what they first think is your average restaurant, they've suddenly changed their minds.
This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...
When one dad gets an unexpected call from his son at college, some strange developments accrue...
Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet
This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.
Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor
A man goes to the dentist to get some work done. The problem is that he doesn't really do needles or laughing gas, but the dentist has an unorthodox solution...
Have You Heard This One? The Test of Heaven
Before entering heaven, a test must be passed...
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...
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