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Before and After the Wedding...

Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife: Do you want me to leave?

Husband: No! Don't even think about that.

Wife: Do you love me?

Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband: No! Why are you even asking?

Wife: Will you kiss me?

Husband: Every chance I get!

Wife: Will you hit me?

Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife: Can I trust you?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Oh my Darling!
This was BEFORE the wedding, read from end (bottom) to start (top) to see what happens AFTER the wedding...
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