The Mathematics of Life

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 In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned at school...
 OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + Smart employee = Profit Smart boss + Dumb employee = Production Dumb boss + Smart employee = Promotion Dumb boss + Dumb employee = Overtime ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + Smart woman = Romance Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy SHOPPING MATH A man will pay \$2 for a \$1 item he needs. A woman will pay \$1 for a \$2 item that she doesn't need.

General Formulas:

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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