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The Mathematics of Life

In school, we learn a lot of useless math. However, in the school of life, there are some formulas that may hold true! So here are some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life - just don't take them too seriously, in my experience, I never did use much of the math I learned at school...



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

1

Smart boss + Smart employee = 

Profit

Smart boss + Dumb employee =

Production

Dumb boss + Smart employee = 

Promotion

Dumb boss + Dumb employee =

Overtime



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 1

Smart man + Smart woman =

Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman =

Affair

Dumb man + Smart woman = 

Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = 

Pregnancy 



SHOPPING MATH

1

A man will pay $2  

for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 

for a $2 item that she doesn't need.



 
General Formulas:

 
HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman,
you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
 
1

LONGEVITY
 
Married men live longer than single men,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
 
1
 
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
 
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
but she does.
 
 
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
 
woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
(Then she worries about the husband...)
man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who finds such a man.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
 
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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