Anything you give a woman, she'll make greater.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a banquet.
If you give her your smile, she will give you her heart...
Anything you give her, she will give greater.
So if you're planning to treat her like crap,
expect to receive a ton of it right back!
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This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!
A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!
Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
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This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends
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These 18 food tips will teach you how to prevent food from spoiling and will show you how to save time and effort in preparing certain foods
4 Smart Ways to Keep Your Herbs Fresh
To help keep your herbs fresh and delicious for longer, we've compiled four tips for you.
Can My Dog Eat That? An Important Infographic for Dog Owners
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7 Mistakes We Generally Make While Arranging Furniture
Here's a look at some furniture arranging mistakes you should always avoid and how you can fix them.
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Guide: How We Use Different Acids for Skin Treatments
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These 40 Incredible Kitchen Hacks Are Too Good to Be True
If you love cooking, but hate all of the stress and hassle that it can entail, then this video is perfect for you!
Who Thought Such a Simple Technique Could Be So Potent?
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Travel Through Time: History's Best & Worst Makeup Moments
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Ink Stain Removal Made Easy With 9 Ultimate Home Methods
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Insecure In a Social Situation? Here Are A Few Tricks
How to avoid being influenced by others? Or make sure somebody likes you? This video offers tricks to handling nearly any difficult social situation.
12 Ways to Remove Odors from a Microwave
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12 Unusual DIY “Hacks” People Used to Improve Their Lives
Take a look at some weird and unusual "inventions" made by people to solve their everyday problems.
Hey! Did You Know Soap Has So Many Extra Uses?
Soap is much more than something useful for cleaning your hands and face. Here are 21 stunning uses for a bar of soap that I never even knew.
20 Incredibly Useful Matchbox Tips from a Century Ago
Did you know that matchboxes used to contain a bit of handy advice? Here are 20 tips from our ancestors.
These 15 Charts Are Both Useful and Interesting!
The 15 charts cover topics like health, animals, and classical music, and they are full of useful information, perfect for a lifelong learner like you.
10 Nifty Uses for Cooking Spray You Never Thought Of
I bet you never thought of using cooking spray in these alternative ways...
Granny Always Knows the Answer to Life's Problems
Life is full of little problems. So that's why you need to ask your granny for the answers.
Cheap and Great Tips for Removing Rust from Any Surface!
Ugly rust will become a thing of the past, using these simple methods to remove it from metal surfaces and even clothes.
These 8 Beauty Items Are Useless and Not Worth Your Money
The average American woman uses 16 beauty products daily. But most of these are a waste of money. Take a look.
One of These Facts May Save Your Life One Day
10 simple facts that we should all know, because they may save us some day.
Maximize Bedroom Space With These Furniture Designs
Here is a look at some incredible furniture designs that will help maximize bedroom space.
Some Tips You Might Not Know About Whisky
If you're a lover of whisky and would like to know how best to drink it, the guide will cover everything you need to know!
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A Beginner's GUIDE to Sculpting with Clay
This guide will be your comprehensive introduction to the world of sculpting, with a focus on traditional clay modeling.
Ever Thought of Using Vaseline in These Practical Ways?
Did you know Vaseline would have so many purposes in the house, in cosmetics, and in beauty? Check out the amazing list of uses!
The Trick to a Perfect Flower Arrangement is Amazingly Easy
Sometimes, the simplest ideas yield the best results - A simple trick that makes flower arrangement as easy as pie!
How to Make Your Own Beautiful Cold-Porcelain
This rose, and all these ornaments look incredible - but did you know they are made from cold-porcelain, which you can make yourself? Check out this recipe.
These Common Mistakes Can Ruin Your Floors and Carpets!
In this article, we tackle 12 common floor and carpet cleaning mistakes most of us are guilty of and explain what to do instead.
Cucumbers Are Incredibly Versatile: 7 Ways to Use Them
Cucumbers may be nutritious, but they are incredibly versatile too! Here's how you can use cucumbers outside of your salad.
7 Ways Lemons Can Make Your Life a Whole Lot Easier!
Here you'll discover seven surprising ways how you can use lemons and lemon juice to make your life cleaner and easier.
Are Your Houseplants Leaking Water? This Is What It Means
Is it good if your indoor plants are emitting droplets of water? Every houseplant owner ought to know the answer to this one...
The 7 Biggest Mistakes You Can Make While Filing Taxes
Tax season is here. Make sure you don’t end up making these filing mistakes.
8 Super Handy Grocery Bag Tips You Have to Try
Whether you prefer paper or plastic, there are enough hacks here to really boost your bag usage. These tips will save you time, money and space. Perfect!
Dermatologist Shares Tips on Applying Makeup to Aging Skin
As we age, our skin changes and with it, the way we apply our makeup. Learn some tips on how to do this from dermatologist Dr. Cynthia Bailey.
11 Uses of Nail Polish Remover That'll Surprise You
Nail polish remover does not only do what its name suggests. In fact, it has many other surprising uses, and here are 11 of them.
How to Grow the World's Most Expensive Spice at Home
Saffron doesn't have to be that expensive. It is a natural resource that should be available for everyone - use this guide to grow your own!
This Is How You Can Quickly Get out of a Sinking Car
If you ever find yourself in a sinking car, this is how you can escape. This video could one day save your life.
GUIDE: How to Turn a Towel into a Monkey, Swan or Snake!
If you think you know how to fold towels, you're wrong! This is how you do it. Now you'll see what an art form it really is. These towel animals are ace!
10 Everyday Home Hacks To Make Your Life a Breeze
These terrific life tips will make you wonder why you've never thought of them before...
Use This Method to Make Carved Pumpkins Last Longer
Follow these tips, and your carved pumpkins should last you all Halloween and potentially longer.