WARNING FROM MUSLIM LEADERS
This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders warned the United States
that if military action against Muslim countries continues, they intend to
cut off America 's supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be
next, followed by DELL, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any
more Candidates for President.
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