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Knocked Up by a Stranger

 
An 18-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has missed her period for two months. 
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. 
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!" 
 
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them: 

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. 

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, and a $1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a factory and $500,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage..." 

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all this time, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll just have to try again!!!"

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